beverly🐩
beverly🐩
wilmer h. 💑
  • my mom: are you sure you want the 20 piece mcnugget isn't an eight piece enough
  • me: ...
  • my mom: didn't you just eat a fish sandwich
  • me: ...
  • my mom: ...
  • me: *takes deep breath* we teach girls to shrink themselves-- to make themselves smaller
35,431 notes

thatfunnyblog:

when u finally convince ur friends to do something that u want to do

image

(Source: spankmehardbarry)

306,897 notes